Wednesday, 25 April 2012

The Definition of Dating

So what is dating? The definition of date is very undescriptive. "A meeting arranged in advance." But what do we really mean?
So, here for your amusement are a few of my ideas.
  • Going out with someone that you know you don't like because maybe you're wrong, and he is the one.
  • Giving in to social pressure, finding common ground with your friends.
  • To experience oneness (sex).
  • To have a meaningful relationship (sex).
  • To practice your skills at lying (of course I love you).
  • You felt such instant attraction (sex).
  • Boredom.
  • To keep your hand in while you're waiting for the one.
  • Pity.
  • To have the child you always wanted and not have to deal with that husband issue.
  • You don't have very many good years left.
  • You're hungry, at least you'll get dinner.
  • You're mother set the date up.
  • I don't despise you yet, so we might as well date.

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